Cadet Bonespurs finally makes it to Vietnam and doesn’t understand what all the fuss was about.
“If I’d known how beautiful the Vietnamese countryside was, I never would’ve spent so much money dodging the draft,” Trump said. “What a senseless waste. Sad!”
HANOI, Vietnam -President Donald Trump had a great time on his trip to Vietnam, and is confused as to why former Sen. John McCain had always made the country seem like some type of hell, sources confirmed today. Trump made the trip to Hanoi for a summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un where […]